Fellow runners out there: do any of these apply to u? (part 1)

Saw this on facebook. Those in bold apply to yours truly...more to come in the next post

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For anyone who is crazy and obsessed with running, or whoever just loves the sport

......you can use "easy" and 10 in the same sentence

...your shoes have more miles on them than your car does

...you go to a golf course to run

...you schedule dates around meets

...you've been to a golf course in every city but not to play golf

...you find yourself saying, "it's not really a hill..."...you're running and you don't know why

...more than half the people you know don't know what XC is

...you can't go a day without some little brat saying "Run Forest run"

...you've ever relieved yourself (1 or 2) in a heavily wooded area. Hell, it doesn't even have to be heavily wooded, just somewhere in the outdoors

...Ibuprofen is your recreational drug of choice

...You look into the toilet before a big race to inspect the size of the log you just dropped

...National collegiate "powerhouses" are Colorado, Stanford, Wisconsin, Oregon, and Arkansas

....not Florida St, Miami, USC, and Oklahoma

...you are from the US and you think in terms of meters not feet or yards

...you can look at a grass field and guess its circumference almost exactly

...you are up watching ESPN at 2am (when they actually show the race coverage)

...you have 5% body fat yet you don't live in Somalia

...you consider a 15 mile run a good cure for a hangover