The calm b4 the storm : another funny story

My maths paper starts in abt 2.5hrs. So i thought tt i might just calm my mind by posting stg comical. So read on....

A story was once told of the great Bill Gates (BG) who passed on. At the main entrance of heaven, BG was greeted by St Peter who asked him to make a choice. This was what St Peter told BG," U have a choice of either to go heaven or to hell. B4 u r 2 computer screens showing the scenery of heaven n hell. Take a look at each of them b4 u tell me ur decision." So BG looked at both the screens.

Screen A showed heaven n BG saw Jesus sitting with His 12 disciples around a table n they were all praising God n having a discussion. Jesus was teaching His 12 disciples abt prayer n fasting.

Screen B showed hell where Lucifer(Saturn) was partying with all his fellow kakis n having a great time.

So BG told St Peter," I have made my decision n will choose hell."

St Peter replied," U sure abt tt? Is tt your final answer?"

BG replied in a confident tone," YES!"

So BG went to hell. But to his horror, BG was not partying with Saturn n his kakis as per what he saw on the screen. Instead, BG was made to do hard labour n had absolutely no time for enjoyment.

It so happened BG saw another person coming into hell thru the gates n saw St Peter so b4 the dr was closed, BG rushed to the dr n asked St Peter this qn," Y is it tt what u showed me on the screen n what i m going thru now is so different?"

To which St Peter replied," Well, BG, what u saw was a screen saver."