This is funny.....

A story was once told of a very rich man who was a multi-billionaire. He owned numerous properties, had tons of cash and other valuable assets. In fact, due to his enormous wealth, he was also stingytherefore he hardly had any friends except for 3. They are: a doctor from whom he gets free medical treatment, a lawyer from whom he gets to exploit others through the loopholes in the law and an accoutant who helps to keep track of all his finances.

When the rich man was dying due to old age, his 3 friends were by his bedside at his final moments. Just b4 he breathed his last breath, the rich man said the following to his 3 friends,

"I have been rich all my life therefore i do not wish to die being poor. I wld like each of the 3 of u to put $1 billion each into my coffin so tt i can spend eternity in wealth." His 3 friends agreed n thereafter the rich man died.

The 3 friends walked past the coffin n put in an envelope each. Thereafter, the coffin was sealed n then cremated.

A short while later after the cremation, the doctor called up the other 2 to have an urgent mtg. So when they met the doctor told the lawyer n accountant in a very anxious tone,

"U noe, i did not put in the $1b cash. I only put in half in cash cos he had free medical treatment from me so i thought i shld at least claim some back from him."

The lawyer then said, " Really? I also did not put in $1b cash but only a quarter of it in cash cos he got free legal advice n support from me. I also felt tt i shld at least claim some back from him."

The accountant looked at the other 2 friends and said," How cld u 2 be so unethical? Didnt we all promise our friend tt we will put in the $1b in FULL? Y did u 2 do such a thing?"

The doctor n lawyer looked at the accountant in a shocked way n said in unison, " U mean to say u put in the FULL amt of $1b n nothing less?"

N this is what the accountant said, "Of course! I put in a cheque for $1b."