Just stg comical.....

The following was shared this morning during church service.....

"We r always rushing for time so instead of being called s'poreans, we shld rename ourselves to........ "Rushians" (sounds lyk Russians) LOL!!

"A handsome guy was strolling along the beach n he came across a bottle. So he picked it up and opened it.....WHOOOISSSSHHH!!! A genie appeared n said, " U have released me from being trapped inside for 200 years....so as a reward, i shall grant u 3 wishes. Ur wishes r my commands!"

So the good-looking guy thought....hmmm....."ok my first wish is to have 10 billion bucks in my bank account." And the next thing he knew, a passbook appeared in his hand and he saw tt the name n IC # was his indeed and the sum of 10 billion dollars was in his a/c.

Next he thought....hmmmm...."ok my second wish is to have my dream car." Next thing he knew, a nice set of keys (well nowadays cars got no keys, as it is a smart intelligent system) n as he walked to the car park, he saw his dream car parked right there n he cld unlock it. Complete with COE, registration, insurance and other on road costs. N his number plate was a special one too!

So the guy thought...what shld i hope for my last wish? He thought..."well since i m single n very availabe, i wish tt i will be irresistable to all the beautiful gals!" So the genie paused n asked him," u sure abt tt?"

N the guy replied," yes of course!"

Next thing he knew was tt he became a huge piece of chocolate.