Fellow runners out there: do any of these apply to u? (part 2)

Continued from yesterday.....

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... you are a man, you eat all the junk food that there is and still weigh 119 pounds

... you dont care when you hug a sweaty girl

... you can sit in the cold whirlpool and still hope you will have 15 kids

...ultimate frisbee is the only other sport your good at

..."Quarters" are not a monetary unit

...You have recorded a marathon or track meet over your wedding video

...Your fridge contains two types of drinks: Beer and gatorade

...you waste ridiculous amounts of time engaged in meaningless arguments and discussions about running

...you get hit by a car and you don't bother to get the license plate of the person who hit you because you still have 6 miles left to go

...your carry-on is a spike bag

...the first question anybody asks you once they find out you are a runner is "Have you ever run the marathon?" even if you explain that you are a miler or 5k runner - then they immediately lose interest in the conversation

...You say things like "long and hard" to your female friends and it is not a sexual inuendo

...You hate Runner's World

...you are used to the sound of a gun

...you make hundreds of left turns each week

...you and your teammates have meaningless debates about training, running, and coaching, especially when you're drinking

...you can run a beer mile faster than most people could run a regular mile

...you have running shoes in varying degrees of decomposition: used, well-worn, spent but still good, and useless-but-I-still-wear-them-because-they-still-feel-good

...you keep shoes and running clothes in your car so that if you're ever on a roadtrip and drive by a place thinking "it'd be sweet to run here..." you can get out and go for a run